Saturday, February 11, 2006
The Health Beer of t
The Health Beer of the Nation.
(Fluoride Free Beer that is.)
The Presidents of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania); Tooheys Brewery (New South Wales); XXXX Brewery (Queensland), and Carlton United Brewery (Victoria), were at an international beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they wanted to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New thanks, brewed in the Premier State".
The president of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught thanks, brewed in the Island State".The President of Carlton says, "I'll have a Crown Larger thanks,
the best from the Garden State"
The President of XXXX says, "I'll have the only beer that is not polluted with the poison, hydrofluorosilicic Acid, traces of lead, arsenic and mercury, thanks".
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says,
"Make mine a XXXX mate, - The only Australian beer that does not contain fluoride".
The "THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK" Campaign.
XXXX Beer is FourX Qld beer for those outside Australia
Feel free to photocopy and please pass on to those who love a good clean beer.
(Fluoride Free Beer that is.)
The Presidents of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania); Tooheys Brewery (New South Wales); XXXX Brewery (Queensland), and Carlton United Brewery (Victoria), were at an international beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they wanted to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New thanks, brewed in the Premier State".
The president of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught thanks, brewed in the Island State".The President of Carlton says, "I'll have a Crown Larger thanks,
the best from the Garden State"
The President of XXXX says, "I'll have the only beer that is not polluted with the poison, hydrofluorosilicic Acid, traces of lead, arsenic and mercury, thanks".
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says,
"Make mine a XXXX mate, - The only Australian beer that does not contain fluoride".
The "THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK" Campaign.
XXXX Beer is FourX Qld beer for those outside Australia
Feel free to photocopy and please pass on to those who love a good clean beer.
# posted by Middle Child @ Saturday, February 11, 2006 
